Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Opal's Twelve Days of Christmas


Hello, everyone!  So here we are in December, with the season of love and generosity all around us.  Gifts are a wonderful part of this time of year and I have a gift for you!

My publisher, St. Martin’s Press, is offering a free advanced copy of my new serial novel His to Command, #1 The Chase! This serial novel features a compelling story that is revealed in multiple weekly installments, beginning January 8th, 2013!



It would be lovely if you would let people know what you think of the story by putting up a short, honest review on Amazon or one of the other on-line retailers.  Doing so would be very helpful to me, because new readers like to see reviews before they try a new author’s work and I am really hoping to build my readership with this new project.

If you would like to receive the ARC, please go here to register by December 15th.

Now for something fun!  My twelfth book comes out in February (the serial novel is actually thirteen, but it jumped ahead!), so I thought I’d write a new version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.  Enjoy, and happy holidays!


Opal’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
A ménage with identical twins.

On the second day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the third day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
Tattoos and leather,
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
A list of sexual fantasies,
Tattoos and leather,
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
Sexy cops and handcuffs,
A list of sexual fantasies,
Tattoos and leather,
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Opal gave to me
A honeymoon for three,
Sexy cops and handcuffs,
A list of sexual fantasies,
Tattoos and leather,
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Opal will give to me
Wild sex with strangers,
A honeymoon for three,
Sexy cops and handcuffs,
A list of sexual fantasies,
Tattoos and leather,
More Tantric sex,
Two men reunited,
A masterful Dom,
The sexy book called SIX,
Divine Tantric sex,
Fun at a swinger’s club,
And a ménage with identical twins!



3 comments:

Judith Ashley said...

Fun post, Opal.

Can the ARC be downloaded from a site other than Amazon?

Opal Carew said...

Hi. My publisher is handling sending out the ARCs, so I assume they'll be a standard format, but I'll check on that.

Sarah Raplee said...

Thought I'd left a comment from my IPhone, but it got lost in the ether.

I LOVE take-offs on poems and songs! Very clever, Opal!