Showing posts with label Kris Tualla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kris Tualla. Show all posts

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Writing What You’re Not: Diverse Characters vs. Cultural Appropriation by Kris Tualla


Back in 2010, I decided to write a deaf private investigator ~ in the 1700s. I called him a “Discreet Gentleman of Discovery” and he turned into a five-book series published by Desert Breeze Publishing whose Editor-in-Chief had a severe hearing loss. DBP closed their doors last year, so when the rights reverted to me I re-edited and republished the series. And I decided to write a sixth book.

That book takes place twenty years later and is the story of the deaf foster son who takes over the discovery business along with his hearing brother. His heroine in the story is legally (not totally) blind. In the 1700s.

For the record, I have excellent hearing. I am quite nearsighted, but not to an extreme. I am writing “what I am not.”

Most discussions about diversity center on race, so my deaf characters flew under the radar until 2016 when I had the audacity to apply to speak at the Romance Writers of America national conference about writing differently-abled characters.

A month before the conference, when the speakers and their topics were published, I was publically and viciously attacked in a Twitter storm which had me pulled from the program within 12 hours. Loooong story shortened, after I did get to co-present alongside a very kind author with a hearing loss, she said to me:

“The real question here is why aren’t we talking about this? Why were you the one to stand up?”

Excellent question.

The world of “othered” people is clamoring for more books which represent them. I want to continue to write books that represent them. But many don’t think I should. Some call it “stealing our voice.” Others call it “appropriating my culture.”

What they do not take into consideration are:

1. Right now, the demand far outstrips the supply. Better get writing, and write fast, as the void is growing.

2. With all of us working together, then the “other” becomes mainstream. Someone might read my “discreet gentleman” because they love the rest of the Hansen series, and be so intrigued that they seek out other books with deaf characters. Win-win.

3. Will everyone get it “right”? No. And that is true across the entire spectrum of books about everything. But when we who are writing “what we are not” are silenced, then those of us who 1) research heavily, and 2) utilize those who know to proof our manuscripts, are made the enemy. Lose-lose.

So I forge on. My next book after the deaf/blind characters has a heroine with a trauma-induced stutter who passes herself off as a man ~ in the mid 1800s. Not sure what will come after that. What I do know is that I will continue to make my characters diverse.

In 2016 at the RWA conference, several people recognized my name when they saw my nametag. Most were very sorry that they were not able to hear what I had to say. One woman however, broke my heart when she said, “My nephew has cerebral palsy, I wanted to write a character with CP but now I’m afraid to.”

I hugged her and whispered, “Write the damn book.”


KRIS TUALLA
Kris Tualla, a dynamic award-winning and internationally published author of historical romance and suspense, has created a dynasty with The Hansen Series. A member of Romance Writers of America, the Historical Novel Society, and Sisters in Crime, she was a guest instructor at the Virginia G. Piper Center for Creative Writing at Arizona State University. Two of her WWII novels have been optioned for a limited series.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

When an historical deaf hero sits down at your laptop…by Kris Tualla

Several years ago, I read an article in the Romance Writer Report which stated that women are attracted to a man who "looks at them like they are the only thing in the room." I found that idea intriguing. So I started wondering, what sort of man would have that kind of intensity in his gaze?

A deaf man would.

So, I decided to write a deaf hero. Because I write historicals and Norsemen, I set him in the 1700s in Christiania (now Oslo) Norway. Next, I needed to figure out what a deaf man could do to support himself, after being passed over as heir because of his hearing loss. He told me he solves crimes because (in his gestures): When people find out I'm deaf, they forget I'm in the room.

Plus, he reads lips, courtesy of the older cousin brought in to be his “ears” when he was young.

I contacted a friend who is a sign language interpreter to run my ideas past her and get advice from. She told me that my hero needed to have acquired spoken language before losing his hearing, or there would be slew of other problems to deal with. That was excellent, and critical, information. I wrote that Brander was seven years old when his second eardrum burst irreparably, the result of multiple ear infections.

After dragging poor Brander Hansen through all kinds of emotional torture ~ and having him track a serial killer along Norway's southern coastline ~ he gets his "Happily Ever After" with the heroine. I typed The End, and thought I was done.

He didn't agree. After a few months, Brander nudged me and asked if I was really certain I wanted to let go of him. And for a mute-by-choice deaf man, he has a very loud voice.

I had to admit, I wasn't.

With a deep breath and a squaring of shoulders, I turned back to look at Brander's life with his new wife, Regin Kildahl. Turns out, the spunky Baroness wasn't ready to sit back and enjoy a quiet life either, and their shared precarious adventures filled five full-length novels.

Writing a deaf hero in the 1700s was a challenge, to be honest. Aside from the lack of a formal sign language, the common perception of the deaf was that they were stupid. Of course, Brander turns that to his advantage.

As I was typing along, I occasionally made mistakes. When I did, I worked them into the narrative. Like this line: “Regin lowered her voice…” Oops. Well, go on with the thought: “…before she remembered she didn't have to.”

I even had a line of dialog where Regin points her finger at her deaf and mute husband and shouts, "Don't you ever say that to me again, do you hear me?" Who wouldn’t use words they were accustomed to in the heat of an argument?

Brander looks at her like she's crazy and asks: Do you realize what you just said?
"You know what I mean!" she retorts.

Realistic. And humorous.

I have a scene in the second book "A Discreet Gentleman of Matrimony," when a doctor asks to look into Brander's ears. My discreet gentleman experiences a moment of shock and wonders if he could regain his hearing.

He cannot. And when he thinks about it, Brander realizes that he is a better man because he is deaf. To regain his hearing at this stage of his life would be a detriment to his career.

That is a very realistic response. Not heroic. Not bitter. No pounding anyone with a politically correct agenda. Just real.

Another challenge was figuring out a way to let the reader know HOW the dialog was being delivered. I decided on:

"Spoken words are in quotation marks."
Written words are in italics.
And when Brander gestures: His sentences look like dialog, but without any quote marks.

Aside from the 80% 5-Star ratings Brander has garnered, the most gratifying response to the books came from a reviewer of books and movies with disability themes: http://reviews.paradevo.net/2012/08/a-discreet-gentleman-of-discovery.html

After all, getting it “right” is the most respectful portrayal of all.
KRIS TUALLA

Historical Romance Author Kris Tualla is a former Genre-ista and a frequent guest at Romancing the Genres. There are now 17 full-length novels in the Hansen Series plus 3 novellas. These comprise 5 trilogies plus one 5-book set. And I am very happy to report that the Hansen Series has a 4.75-star overall rating on Amazon.


Saturday, May 28, 2016

Christy Carlyle: Finding a Path That Fits


Happy anniversary, Genre-istas! How time flies. I will always be grateful to Romancing the Genres and its blog queens for what they taught me about myself as a writer and the fun and discipline involved in blogging regularly. Thank you so much for inviting me back!

For those who don’t know me, I write Victorian-set historical romance.

I refer to 2015 as my whirlwind year. I signed my first traditional publishing contract with Avon/Harper Collins to release a three-book Victorian historical romance series for their digital-first Avon Impulse line. Now those books—One Scandalous Kiss, One Tempting Proposal, and One Dangerous Desire—are in the hands of readers. Between March of 2015 and 2016, I gained a publisher, developed a relationship with my fabulous editor, signed on with an agent, and even made the USA Today bestseller list due to a mix of crossed fingers, all the stars aligning, and a successful price reduction-paid promo combo. Currently I’m working on the first book, Rules for a Rogue, in a new three-book Avon Impulse Victorian historical romance series. Whew. Yep, definitely a whirlwind.

Looking ahead, I believe 2016 and beyond is about finding my path in the larger hybrid world of publishing. If I consider this process as an equation, I have to admit that I don’t yet have the answer, but I know it involves finding balance between my goals, time, and commitments. Before I signed with Avon, I’d published three stories independently as part of my Whitechapel Wager series. I still plan to continue that series, as well as begin new ones.

The most exciting aspect of being an authorpreneur—a term coined, I believe, by Romancing the Genres’ own Kris Tualla—is the opportunity to forge our own unique paths as authors. The current publishing landscape presents us with lots of options and myriad challenges. To that end, I’ve learned to try new things, like joining the February 2016 boxed set, Passionate Promises, with several authors from the Embracing Romance group blog.

Learning how to be a better writer, marketer, and manager of my own time and author platform is now my full-time occupation. As a former teacher, the opportunity to continue learning thrills me, even if the possibilities sometimes feel overwhelming. Whatever path I settle on has to allow me to embrace challenges gracefully while never ever losing my love for the writing itself. If my whirlwind year taught me anything, it is that writing engaging and emotional stories trumps everything else.

What do you do to find a balanced path in your life? If you’re writer, do have any tips on juggling the multiple demands of authorpreneurship?

Christy Carlyle


Christy Carlyle
Fueled by Pacific Northwest coffee and inspired by multiple viewings of every British costume drama she can get her hands on, USA Today bestselling author Christy Carlyle writes sensual historical romance set in the Victorian era. She loves heroes who struggle against all odds and heroines who are ahead of their time.

A former teacher with a degree in history, she finds there's nothing better than being able to combine her love of the past with a die-hard belief in happy endings.


Sunday, January 3, 2016

When the "Prompt" is Wrong: ***WRITE A NEW TRILOGY***

I posted some of this in January 2015 and now we come full circle; this contemporary paranormal Hansen trilogy releases in print on January 26, 2016!

I happen to be one of those odd ducks who refuses to write anything that does not fit her brand; I do not wish to waste either the words or the effort. So when the opportunity arose, I launched into my first contemporary paranormal story. Ever.

I knew enough about the genre to realize that world-building is key. Whatever the rules for the fantastical element, they must be logical and consistent throughout the manuscript(s).

If you know me, then you know that I write the Hansen Series with Norwegian heroes. And the only way I figured I could be true to that brand, was by making the hero a Viking ghost from the year 1070.

“Hollis McKenna walked into the hotel foyer and spotted him across the space, leaning casually against the wall. His eyes flicked back and forth, examining the largely female crowd with unexpected seriousness. She assumed he must be one of the cover models, dressed as he was in costume—though fur and leather were unfortunate choices on this roasting Labor Day weekend in Phoenix.”

And just like that, Sveyn Hansen manifested himself into my life. And into the life of Hollis McKenna, curator for the brand new Natural History wing (which does not exist) at the Arizona Historical Society Museum (which does) in Tempe, Arizona. Boom.

Sveyn was far too compelling to be quiet. He kept explaining what happened to him, and how he really is not a ghost, because he never actually died. And then I realized why he has been drawn to Hollis: to finally get his Happily Ever After.

I bounced my premise and its resolution off several paranormal-reading friends, and every one of them bought into it. And when I explained the major shift in the middle of their relationship, they got goose bumps. Goose bumps.

And now, Sveyn Hansen is set to meet the world.

The release party will be at the museum where the heroine Hollis works. And the collections manager proofed my books to make sure my details were correct. And she got so excited that her intern asked if she could come to the release party, too.

Because of my appearance schedule this coming year, I’m not releasing the ebooks until March 15th so that the print copies get “legs” at the big events I’m attending. So, mark your calendars.


'Cause Sveyn rocks.


Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Holiday Books? Who has time to read them? (An oldie but goody re-post!)

I'm totally going off (manu)script here. Our theme this month is supposed to be favorite holiday romance books, but I have to confess I don't have one. I don't think I have ever even read a holiday-based romance novel.

But holiday FILMS are another matter entirely. So I snuck off to Amazon to see if my favorite romantic Christmas movies are available as books.

Of course #1 is It's a Wonderful Life. There is no need to tout that film's virtues, but it wasn't ever a book. A Christmas Story isn't a romance. White Christmas is a romance, but it's not a book. And Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol has a couple of romantic subplots, but they aren't the point of that story. The Holiday was, again, not a book.

Hmm. Well... One of my adult daughters told me her favorite Christmas movie is now Love Actually. Really? The one with the porn star stand-ins?

Not to brag, but my daughter is pretty sharp. And she was an English major in college. So I rented the film and re-watched it a couple years ago. I was stunned. I cried through the whole dang film! So many poignant romances all neatly packaged into one interwoven storyline? Brilliantly done!

Next question: was it ever a book? Um. Sort of.

If you go by the terminology that a script is called a book, as in actors are asked to memorize their lines and get "off book" during rehearsals, then yes. Love Actually is that kind of book. And it's a romance. It's a dozen romances. So I looked up the writer.

Er, author.

Richard Curtis is a British screenwriter, music producer, actor and film director, known for romantic comedies such as Four Weddings and a Funeral, Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Love Actually, and The Girl in the Café. Not a bad resume.

Er, backlist.

Okay. I'm totally cheating here. I own that. But if you have never seen the film, or saw it years back and were put off by a couple of the storylines, I urge you to watch it again. Yes, there are half-nude actors standing in for a porn film. But listen to their dialog - it's priceless. Especially the naked hero's comment after asking his set-mate on a date: "That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done."

A recent widower calls his stepson "Ye wee motherless bastard" and we know the bond between them is growing stronger.

And there is the young man who, after having no success with women in England, steps into an unbelievable fantasy in Wisconsin. Compared to some of the other, heavier stories it's a relief to just giggle at this one.

And near the end when you hear the line "Just in cases," think of me. I'll be going on my fourth Kleenex by then.

So what does this have to do with writing? Everything. This screenplay, er, book, gives us an excellent example of how we can impart true emotion without dumping tons of back story explanations on the reader. It's lean. It's precise. We learn exactly what we need to know as we go along. Nothing more. And nothing less. And the way the different stories are seamless connected is a sign of genius. We should all aspire to write that well.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

I don’t believe in magic. Except I do.

To be clear, I don’t mean “magic” tricks as in the art of illusion for entertainment, which uses sleight of hand and/or deceptive contraptions. Obviously those are real things, and there is nothing supernatural about them.

I’m talking about magic when it refers to the very real practices of sorcery, witchcraft, wizardry, occultism, etc. These Black Arts are called that for a reason: because they involve mere humans dabbling in unfamiliar powers that can neither be controlled, nor safely engaged.

I am a Christian by faith. That means that I believe there are only two sources of power in our little 3-dimensional universe: God and Not God. God is the source of all good things in our world: love, truth, beauty, hope, and real life. Not God is the source of all that is not good: hate, lies and deception, ugliness, hopelessness, and real death.

As humans we are titillated by the idea of supernatural powers, whether in the form of Marvel and DC Comics characters, or in something as (seemingly) innocuous as a Ouija board. Humans are born with an understanding that we are not the be-all and end-all of existence, so it’s natural for us to want to enter that mysterious not-3D realm. And let’s be honest; at some point, we all will.

In the meantime, messing with dark things that we really don’t understand can hurt us – now, and later.

I had to grapple with this when I decided to write a paranormal trilogy. I am walking a careful line between what could be God possible, and not allowing Not God to take any part in my story. So that means no demonic creatures, no shape-shifters, no zombies, vampires, or dead-people ghosts.

My solution? A Viking caught between life and death during Norway’s historical shift from Paganism to Christianity in 1070.

My precedent? Enoch, Elijah, and Lazarus.

My happy ending? My hero eventually gets his body back at the end of book two and picks up his life again.

After being stuck in the ether for 950 years.

Will traditional paranormal readers like him? Maybe. But he might be too tame for readers who regularly dine on blood and evil.

Will my Hansen Series fans like him? I think so. His unusual circumstance aside, he fits into the family quite nicely, as both the beginning and the end of my historical timeframe. Plus his contemporary heroine is a hoot.


Either way, the cross-dimensional and unique relationship between an 11th-century Viking and a 21st century woman is the kind of “magic” which I can happily embrace.

***

Coming in 2016:
An Unexpected Viking
A Restored Viking
A Modern Viking

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

What happens when an historical author writes a contemporary story…

What happens when an historical author writes a contemporary story? It’s like that old fable about stone soup.

A stranger comes to town and starts heating up a large pot of water with a stone in it. The townspeople gather around, curious about what the old guy is doing. He tells them he is making stone soup and makes a show of tasting the water as it heats, adding a bit of salt and pepper.

As a crowd gathers, he offers to share his meal. “But,” he says. “It would taste better with a carrot in it.” One housewife hurries home to get a carrot, which he then cuts up and adds to the pot. “And maybe an onion,” he suggests. Another gal runs home to get an onion.

By the time the stone soup is finished, every person in the village has contributed one item, and the resulting and abundant stew fills them all with a deliciously warm supper.

And how, you are certainly asking yourself, does that apply to a story?

If you are a reader of historicals, then you know that only period-appropriate words, references, and locations can be used if the manuscript is to be authentic. For example: mesmerized. Franz Anton Mesmer died in 1815, and in 1830 his technique using relaxation and suggestion made its way to America. The first time mesmerized was used to describe a general state of being enthralled, however, was in the 1860s.

Up until now, that word has been off-limits to me—not anymore! In it goes.

What else? Computers. The internet. Google. Smart phones. Cable television. Flat screen TVs. DVRs. Microwaves.

All of it goes in. I’m positively giddy!

Online dating services. Reality TV. Social media. Cult classics.

I’m out of control…

YouTube and cameras everywhere: night vision cameras, thermal imaging cameras, motion detection cameras. Even a “rufie” assisted crime.

And it doesn’t stop there—the story takes place in Phoenix, my home town. So local hotels, restaurants, and attractions get thrown in as well.

I can use contractions! Text-speak! Cultural references from the 20th and 21st centuries!

And slang! Are you picking up what I’m throwing down? J

The stew of my story is being spiced by all sorts of ingredients that I have never been able to use, and I’m having a blast. Random information that I pick up along the way makes it in. Why not? It’s contemporary!

*sigh*

As much fun as this has been, I won’t stay here for long. Once this trilogy is finished, my next stories will be set either in the 1840s or the 1940s, depending on which I write first—so I’ll be back to Googling, “When was blah-blah-blah invented?” and checking Etymology Online for the earliest use of a questionable word. That’s okay. It’s what we historical writers do.

But for now, I’m going to pull in another popular television genre. And the Arizona Renaissance Faire. And The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Flavor.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Visiting Norway's Arctic Circle!

As authors, visiting the settings of our books is extremely helpful in writing those settings in a believable way. For this reason, many authors place their stories in locations with which they are already familiar – because readers from those areas will know if the author is making things up! Not only will they know, but they will call the authors out on any mistakes.

So what is an author to do if they want to write someplace in a time far away, or off the beaten path? The best answer is, obviously, to visit that location. Some of us are blessed enough to be able to do exactly that.

I write historical Norwegian characters in stories set in Norway, England, Scotland, Spain, and America. So far.

I have been to England, Scotland and Spain, and in July of 2011 I was able to spend nine days in the southern part of Norway, exploring from Oslo to Bergen, with a side trip to Arendal – my fictional Hansens’ ancestral home. I watched the sun set at 11:30pm, and rise again at 3:30am. I saw fjords, mountains, waterfalls, glaciers, and rivers. I walked the old streets of Oslo. I ate delicious and generic fish soup, made from that day’s catch.

I discovered that rivers of glacier run-off are a silt-laden opaque turquoise, something I would never have known to describe. I was told that the end of the Viking era was 1070 AD. I stood in the ancient stave churches which were converted from pagan halls to houses of Christian worship at that time. I learned that a secure sod roof requires seven layers of birch bark to keep the building dry and warm. Not six; seven.

All of these tidbits have worked their way into my books, adding authenticity to the narrative. One thing was missing, though: I had not yet experienced a Nordic winter.

This February, I did.

I took a “Northern Lights” tour into the Arctic Circle, sailing on the iconic Hurtigruten line from Tromsø over the top of Norway to Kirkenes on the Russian border. This time, the sun rose at 9:30am, and set at 2:30pm.

The arctic coast of Norway is as scattered with rock outcroppings and islands as the rest of the country – but up there, they rise from the sea treeless and covered in snow. Whenever a flat surface extended from one of these rocky mountains, hardy fishermen had established little villages. Colorful houses clustered together against a white backdrop, with the spire of a church as their anchor. The Hurtigruten ships are their connection with the rest of the world, as these working passenger ships carry mail, packages, and people from town to town.

And then, there were the lights.

When I saw the Northern Lights for the first time, I stood with my mouth open, stunned by their behavior. They move. They grow. They get brighter. They fade. When seen from the side, they have that “curtain” look to them: a ruffled bottom with shards shooting upward as they literally unfold across the sky.

When they are directly overhead, they flow and swirl, like a broad stream hitting a rock. They surge. They retreat. They are never still. Green is the most common color, but our display shifted to white, and then to the faintest red on the edges. Utterly spectacular.

Most people assumed it would be really cold, but the Gulf Stream flows along Norway’s western coast. The ocean does not freeze there, and there are no icebergs. Air temperatures were in the mid 20s – only six or seven degrees below freezing. When the winds were calm, it was bracing and refreshing.

Inland, however, the temperatures were lower, and the fjords were frozen solid – providing paths for racing snowmobiles, and ample opportunities for patient ice fishers.


I cannot begin to explain how amazing it has been for me to visit Norway these two times. The country is “real” to me now, and I have made some friends there. I will find a way to go back again someday. There is just too much more to see, too much interesting history to explore, and too much plot potential in this generally unfamiliar and unbelievably beautiful setting.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

What Do You Do When the "Prompt" is Wrong?

Well, not wrong, exactly. It works perfectly well for most authors: "I walked into the Dreams Convention, and…" Write one to two thousand words. Go.

Now I happen to be one of those odd ducks who refuses to write anything that does not fit her brand; I do not wish to waste either the words, or the effort. But I write historical novels, not contemporary. And I have never written anything in first person, except the novella of one character's journal.

And yet, I co-run the Dreams Convention, and was in on the planning for this opportunity. I cannot pass up the chance to be involved. It will be great promo for my books!

What's an author to do?

Stretch, apparently. With that idea in mind, I launched into my first contemporary paranormal story. Ever. I've read a couple—well, more than a couple if Diana Gabaldon's "Outlander" novels count. And while I couldn't get into the books, I did watch the "Twilight" movies. And "Young Frankenstein."

I know enough about the genre to realize that world-building is key. Whatever the rules for the fantastical element, they must be logical and consistent throughout the manuscript. Because, yeah, a manuscript is what this is turning into. Two, actually. I think it might even be a trilogy.

If you know me, then you know that I write the Hansen Series with Norwegian heroes. And the only way I figured I could be true to that brand, was by making the hero a Viking ghost from the year 1069.

"I walked into the Dreams Convention, and saw him across the foyer, leaning casually against the wall. His eyes flicked back and forth, examining the crowd with unexpected seriousness. He must be one of the cover models, dressed as he was in costume—though leather was an unfortunate choice on this roasting summer evening in Phoenix."

And just like that, Sveyn Hansen manifested himself into my life. And into the life of Hollis McKenna, curator for the brand new Natural History wing (which does not exist) at the Arizona Historical Society Museum (which does) in Tempe, Arizona. Boom.

Sveyn was far too compelling to be quiet. He kept explaining what happened to him, and how he really is not a ghost, because he never actually died. And then I realized why he has been drawn to Hollis: to finally get his Happily Ever After.

I have bounced my premise and its resolution off several paranormal-reading friends, and every one of them bought into it. And when I explained the major shift in the middle of their relationship, they got goose bumps. Goose bumps.

The moral of all this is simple: embrace challenges, and use them as opportunities to be creative, especially within preset parameters.

Sure, I could have tossed off a quick contemporary story. Just written the two thousand words and been done with it. If I had, however, I would not have met Sveyn. And meeting him opens up a whole range of possibilities which I never considered before.


So. What will you do when the prompt is wrong?

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Yes, Please - Judge a Book By Its Cover!

You know the saying: "You can't always judge a book by its cover." To that I say - bollocks. Whether literally looking at a book, or figuratively looking at a person, what you see is strongly indicative of what lies beneath.

Publishing is an intricate business, one that most brand-new authors don't understand. Lured by the ease of self-publishing, they write what they are certain is the next great American novel, slap together a cover on their computer, and toss the mess up on Amazon. Then they are shocked when nothing happens.

There are twelve million books on Amazon. Twelve. Million. And growing. How can a consumer possibly be savvy in that ocean of words? Look at the covers. While a beautifully designed cover does not guarantee that the narrative inside will be wonderful, at least the reader knows the author cared enough about their product to put its best face forward.

Conversely, a pixelated or fuzzy photo plus a standard Word font pretty much guarantees the author has never bothered to do research in a bookstore. I wouldn't expect they bothered to learn much about good writing, either.

So what should the reader look for? What makes a good cover?

1. Does it catch your eye with a clear, indicative image?

While the book itself is verbal, its cover lives in a visual environment. The cover image should reflect the genre and style of the interior. Is the key photo element dominant on the cover? Was it professionally photographed? If there is a live model, is it one you have seen on dozens of covers before, or has the author chosen originality?

If there is more than one image, are the photos blended professionally? Do they make one cohesive collage? Or are they cut-and-pasted awkwardly from a variety of sources? Do they assault the eye, or entice it?

If an author chooses to use original artwork (a very risky choice) has the artwork been done professionally - as opposed to a friend's amateur acrylic-painted efforts? Or worse, is it magic marker, crayon, or No. 2 pencil on crumpled paper? Yep. Seen them all.

2. Is the title easily readable?

Is the title font a custom font, not a standard-issue Word choice? Is it large and well-placed on the cover, as opposed to slanting, stacking vertically, or obscuring the image? Do the color and style of the text coordinate with the cover image or compete with it? Does the font reflect the genre, setting, and target audience?

If there is a subtitle, is it short and in a different, smaller font so it's noticeably secondary information? And by the way, if the cover states "A Novel" beneath the title, then you are probably looking at a pretentious amateur effort.

3. Is the author's name clear?

The author's name should also be in a large easy-to-read font; using a standard serif font (the ones with pointy parts) is more acceptable here than it is for the title. But if the cover says "By" Name O'Author, you are once again looking at an amateur piece of work. Real books by real authors from real publishers don't say "by."

4. Does the overall design let you know what's inside?

If you, as a reader, can't discern from the cover the book's genre, era/setting, and something about the plot or characters, then the cover has not done its job. And if the cover looks painfully awkward, steer clear. Spend your hard-earned cash on a product which honors the reader, not one which insults them.

I subscribe to an equally hilarious and terrifying site, LousyBookCovers.com. Several times a day, new covers are posted which make me shudder, cringe, and slap my forehead in disbelief. Sad to say, I personally know six authors, and one over-exposed cover model, who have been featured there.

When their covers showed up, I did tell them. After all, if one of my covers was called "lousy" I'd want to know - and then I would change it! Only one of them chose to make changes, however. They all shrugged and said, "Any publicity is good publicity."

Really?


Bollocks.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Twenty-five Unusual Things I Am Grateful For.

In the spirit of the season, I will now share twenty-five things I am truly grateful for:


  1. I got away with twelve years between colonoscopies. Score!
  2. Costco put laminate flooring on sale in 2007, making this year's puppy "accidents" no big deal.
  3. My lack of interest in cooking means I don’t have to remodel my 1982 kitchen.
  4. My husband acts as my Filipino houseboy and takes care of indoor things.
  5. My husband acts as my Mexican gardener and takes care of the landscaping.
  6. My husband laughs when I say this and adds, "And I'm her Latin lover."
  7. Viagra.
  8. The chance to hug my 27-year-old, 6'3" cover model and not be accused of anything untoward.
  9. The word untoward.
  10. The word scarletted – which I made up. And use frequently.
  11. Staying up until midnight, or later, every night. Then I climb into:
  12. our Sleep-Number bed, with 3" memory foam topper, and down pillows. Heaven.
  13. Dollar Store magnifying readers.
  14. Costco. Obviously.
  15. The BBC sitcom "Miranda" on Hulu Plus and YouTube. You're welcome.
  16. Free soda refills.
  17. Hard Rock Cafés in other countries, which give free soda refills.
  18. British Air, which flies to London non-stop from Phoenix every day, so I can go to the original Hard Rock Café and get free soda refills.
  19. That Keurig comes in a travel size.
  20. Real butter, cheese, and bacon.
  21. Cheap cholesterol meds.
  22. Cable.
  23. Android smart phones.
  24. Wine. (Kinda pissed at beer for having so many carbs and calories, I gotta be honest…)
  25. And, of course: Laughter.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Kris ;)

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Venturing into new territory…

I have always read historical romance. I cut my teeth on "Gone with the Wind" in junior high. I discovered Kathleen Woodiwiss in college, and enjoyed her books for years afterwards. Finally, I was inspired to try my hand at writing because of Diana Gabaldon's Jamie and Claire.

It turns out that, after becoming an adult who didn't have to worry about a bunch of random dates and boring treaties, I really like history. I am fascinated by the people who came before us and the lives they lived.

Let's be honest, which one of us hasn't thought about time travel – going back into the past and experiencing what it was like to live during Jane Austin's time. Or Henry the Eighth's. Or ancient Rome. Now, by writing historical novels, I can immerse myself into people's lives during any time frame I choose. When I discover some interesting historical nugget, I send one of characters off to experience it, allowing me to do so vicariously.

But this month's subject is "near death experiences" and the reader must be wondering what writing historical stories has to do with the that. Bear with me. I'll get there.

I am going to be in an anthology next summer, consisting of very short stories which are contemporary in nature. I am very excited to be on board, but at the same time, I never want to write and publish anything which does not fall under my brand.

(Which is "Norway is the New Scotland" in case the reader didn't know. It's time for heroes who do not wear kilts.)

So, how do I write a contemporary story, with a Norse hero, and historical elements, in only two-thousand words?

I make it a paranormal, of course.

Which means very tight world-building. I still need to have an arc to the story and somewhat rounded out characters. I can't spend my precious and limited word count on explaining who, what, when, where, why, and how – it's more important to present a hero and heroine who are immediately likable and sympathetic. And in clear conflict.

While the challenge was happily accepted, I had no idea it would be such fun!

Once unleashed onto the virtual page, these two leapt to life. Quirky, damaged, confused, and thoroughly entertaining, my hero and heroine have far more questions ahead of them than answers.

As it turned out, extrapolating forward to complete the world that I had started building revealed an incredible construct; one strong enough to support these characters through a trilogy of their own, and beyond. I have to admit, I don't read enough paranormal, or actually any, to know if this particular idea has been "done" before, but even if it has, my story will be unique. Look at "Twilight" – sparkling vegetarian vampires. Who knew.

I don't want to give away the story before it is published, but I will say this (and here it comes): the story presents a twist on near death experiences. Boo-yah!

In a moment of shameless self-promotion. I would like t mention that this particular anthology will be released at The Dreams Convention 2015, and will only be available at the event bookstore, and only in print (early bird tickets are still available for $89 for the reader portion of the event, Arizona Dreamin'). What the other authors choose to do with their stories after that brief window closes is up to them.

As for me, I'll be entering a brave, newly created world. I can't wait.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Swimming Upstream, or Bucking a Romantic Cliché


Here’s the thing…

Romantic clichés come under two headings: what the uninformed THINK romance stories are about, and what they EXPECT romance stories to be about.

The THINK part is easy, and pretty much goes across all romance genres: ripping bodices, sex, handsome men, sex, flawless heroines, sex, exotic settings, sex, fantastic fashions, sex, and then ~ there’s the sex. And always guaranteed is the Happily Ever After, cheesy or not.

The EXPECT part gets a little narrower, especially when it comes to Historical Romance (which happens to be what I write). Here, you get the Regency period (which, I don’t write) with British words like “Ton” spoken by rakish dukes, innocent would-be duchesses, nasty earls, and grasping uncles. Think Jane Austin on steroids.

Or, you have countless kilted warriors (which, I don’t write either): tall, muscular Scots with long red hair, impervious to cold and rain, swashing around with their longswords (pun intended) and dropping the T from the end of “Not” with their thick brogues, calling everyone “lassie.”

Catch any clichés there? *wink*

The reality is that there ARE stories that fit these clichés. Good ones, even. They are popular in part because they are familiar and comfortable ~ and what many of us cut our romance-reading teeth on. After all, America was very heavily populated by immigrants fleeing from, or being thrown out of, England, Scotland and Ireland. We speak (mostly) the same language, and generally have the same cultural values.

But there are a lot of us who have broken away from this mold, and taken our historicals from the Bronze Age through World War II. We also moved them out of England and Scotland in the process, placing our characters on other continents and in less-well-known cultures. Places not as familiar to the average American reader.

What an uphill battle this has proved to be! Who knew? Not every reader is willing to step out and try something different. Those who do, however, are reaping interesting and imaginative rewards by the pageful. Dark-eyed Indian Rajas from Mumbai, powdered and beautifully coifed Geishas from Japan, muscular Roman soldiers building a wall.

Though I cannot prove any Norwegian ancestors directly, my DNA is “100% Northern European” ~ and with four grandparents with English, Scots, Irish, and German surnames I figure I am most definitely Viking spawn. As if the Scots and German weren’t enough, throw in some Norse and I can be a bit stubborn. No, really.

So, dang it, I am going to succeed with my Norwegian heroes. Big, blond, buff and beautiful, with eyes the color of seawater, and the blood of their Viking ancestors flowing through their veins.

Can you feel it?


It’s time to buck a few clichés. Go on, swim upstream. You’ll see ~ the water is wonderful.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Writing the Historical Romance Novel. No - Writing the Suspense Novel. Wait - Writing a Disabled Hero? Throw them all into one!


God bless the era of ebooks.

Just four years ago I pitched my deaf private investigator in 1700s Norway to an editor. She literally turned up her nose and said, “I have no idea how to sell that!” and walked away. One year later I pitched the same book to Gail Delaney, Editor in Chief of Desert Breeze Publishing, and she bugged me until I sent her the manuscript. Five contracts later, my “Discreet Gentleman of Discovery” is winning fans everywhere.

What was the difference? Shelf space. Or rather, virtual vs. actual shelf space.

Historical Romantic Suspense books cross three genres – so where would a bookstore put them? A digital first publisher (ebooks with print-on-demand copies) doesn't have to worry about that, freeing them up to accept cross-genre books with unusual characters or themes. In fact, the latest numbers from Amazon show that small presses sell the majority of ebooks on Amazon, probably because of this very freedom: http://authorearnings.com/july-2014-author-earnings-report/

There were three reasons I decided to write these hybrid stories:

1. I write historical romance. It’s what I love to read, so it’s what I love to write.
2. I write Norwegians. It’s time for sexy heroes who don’twear kilts.

But why a deaf man? And why suspense?

3. I read an article which stated that “women love a man who looks at them like they are the only person in the room.” So I thought, who does that? A deaf man would.

Having that decided, I needed to give him means for supporting himself. What sort of work could a deaf man do in the early 1700s? He can solve crimes. As he says: When people find out I’m deaf, they forget I’m in the room.

Next hurdle: Brander Hansen does not actually speak. He and the childhood cousin brought in to be his “ears” worked out a gesture language together. And of course, he can write what he wants to communicate. This required some creativity on my part, to let the reader know how the dialog was being delivered:

“Was it spoken aloud?”
Was it written down?
Brander set the pencil down: Perhaps I used my hands.

Now came the fun part – deciding what the crimes should be. Murder is as old as humanity. Cain and Abel, anyone? Theft is good. I mean, to write about. Spying, kidnapping, stolen identities, serial killers; almost anything happening today could have happened then.

Of course, there were no fingerprints to go by. And limited medical knowledge. No quick phone calls to be made, and correspondence was only as swift as the next ship’s journey.

So my hero has to be very observant – a skill which is enhanced because he is never distracted by sound. And he has to be very clever to assemble the evidence, and know where to look next. Being a master at disguising his changeable looks comes in handy as well.

His most powerful tool, however, is the assumption that because he cannot hear and chooses not to speak, he is a “dummy.” So he stands off to the side and reads lips. Oh, the things one “hears.”

But Brander’s deafness is only one aspect of his character, and not the plot of any of the books. To write them, I had to figure out all of the same things any crime writer needs to know: who did it, what did they do, and why. And then, how will the evidence be discovered, by whom, and in what order. Of course, any good suspense story has a red herring or two tossed in, so those must be figured out as well.

Added in are the personal stakes involved to Brander and his wife Regin in every crime – what do they stand to lose?

Over the five books, Brander’s character deals with a sudden wife, issues with his estranged father and brothers, teen-aged foster sons, deadly deceptions perpetrated by his wife’s first husband, and international intrigue.


And did I mention, murder?