Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Pumpkin Spam Folder


By Robin Weaver

I’m such a geek.  When I first read this month’s theme – Pumpkin Spam, What Will They Think of Next – I actually thought the theme was “email spam” about pumpkins.  So embarrassing... Anyway, as I was pondering the topic and came up what I thought was an original idea – Pumpkin Ham– the lightbulb dawned. “Ahhhhh…that stuff in a can.”

 But let’s be real. They came up with Spam—some kind of mystery meat in a can. Does it really get any stranger? I guess it does. People buy Spam.

But the theme inspired me to do what I do best. Google. Here are the most bizarre pumpkin spice items this Google Queen discovered.  


Pumpkin Spice Cat Litter. No. Just No.



Pumpkin Spice Dog Cologne
. Seriously, People. Give that dog a bath.



Pumpkin Spice Hummus.  I’m not sure this is a real product.  Look how they spelled Hommus. This might actually be spam. 
And while there are few things more organic than chick peas and pumpkin, cow manure and earthworms are also fit the au-naturel category. 



Pumpkin Spice Chewing Gum
.  I’ll stick to my Big Red, thank you very much.



Pumpkin Flavored Toothpicks
. I think Listerine invented this. Because you’ll need mouthwash after use.

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Pumpkin Spice Pringles.  Is this real? Please tell me no. Everyone knows what a French fry addict I am. Potato chips are the next best thing, so adding pumpkin spice to perfection is sacrilege!

What’s really sad? Just before writing this blog, I’d considered ordering some Pumpkin Spice Poo-pourri. Hey, it was a Prime Deal on Amazon. And Poo-pourri is not a misspelling. I don’t do bathroom humor, so if you don’t know what this product is, Google. I learned about Poo-pourri from my daughter. Apparently, the spray is a friendship saver when five girls share a hotel room. (P.S. I ordered the vanilla).

In conclusion, enjoy that pumpkin spice latte. Gobble up that B&J Pumpkin cheesecake. Then tell Wall Street, “Enough with the Pumpkin Spice Already.” This thanksgiving, I might just skip the Pumpkin Pie.

Happy Fall Everyone.

R

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

The Weird Things That Make Us Laugh ..... ..... by Delsora Lowe

Commercials— There are some that attract our attention, others that speak to us, and still others that just mystify us.

One that always makes me laugh AND mystifies me, is the Kayak commercial – with a woman farmer who says if you need something done, you have to do it yourself. It’s funny and unexpected. I love her feistiness as she stuffs her clothes with straw, marches out to the wheat field, stands up and put her arms out over the wooden stake that usually would have a hanging scarecrow, and hollers. All the blackbirds rise and leave her crop alone. 

As an author, I would love to create such a visual that would spark my reader's imagination.

I wasn't sure what the company who sponsored the ad does, but… I do laugh every time.

Of course, I immediately conducted a search on what Kayak is. It is a search engine for travel. Now I get the gist of the commercial. You don’t have to do everything yourself. We’re here to help you plan your trip. Unlike the woman who insists on doing, by herself, the shooing off of unwanted birds who feed on her crop, Kayak will save you from having to search every area in the country, every transportation and lodging source, etc. *

Want a laugh? KAYAK: Don’t do it yourself (Scarecrow) - YouTube

·        Disclaimer: this is not an endorsement, since I have never used Kayak and only figured out what they do as a company when I researched them for this piece.

Those commercials that call to you, might be because they remind you of times when you were young. Or remind you of the products you used as a kid and are no longer the “in” thing that this next new and shiny product could be used to replace the older version.

Then there are commercials that, for me, defy explanation. It most likely is that I am in the older generation that grew up in the sixties. And products that might be used by younger generations baffle me. Or, in the case of the above, I don’t know what they do. Or, I don’t see the need for them, when I already have an older product that is useful in the same way as the newer, more sparkly version.

Of course, learning about and eventually embracing new “things” can be a good thing. A time saver or a product that does what you never knew you needed. Such as speaking to someone without a telephone wire attached. Full disclosure: I haven’t had a land-line in years.

Remember those days—before cell phones? 

I do. Driving round and round on one-way streets that went the opposite direction I needed to go, when I was on a work trip to Boston. My goal? Looking for a pay phone that actually had a parking spot nearby, to call a friend and get the right directions, since the policeman directing traffic didn’t have time to help a stranger to the city. His only goal—keep traffic moving—as he waved me along. I ended up in tears. I was confused and needed one kind word or the point of the finger to direct me in the right direction. I soon had no recourse to turn around, as I was now on the on-ramp headed toward 95 through the city and over a bridge headed north…in rush hour.


But I digress.

These days, we need the newer and shinier version of products. If we don’t adapt and upgrade, we are left in the dust. Especially when it comes to machines that use technology. If we don’t keep up, we may find ourselves in a void where we, and our machines, can no longer communicate with others.

In this world where more and more folks are working from home, or need to use the latest versions to keep up in an on-site workplace, we can be shoved out of jobs.

And for those of us who work independently and from home, keeping apprised of the newest technologies that can make our jobs easier, and help us produce work faster and with more efficiency, it is important to keep up.

So, whether you see advertisements on your computers or on the TV, or hear about them on the radio, or word of mouth from those who share the same profession, it is imperative to be aware of what’s new out there. If only to stay competitive.

So, peruse those ads. Find the humor or joy in them. And ignore (as in the prolific use of the mute OR delete buttons,) those commercials that don’t call to you.

 

Do you have a favorite commercial? And what is it
that draws you to that particular ad?


Welcome to Serenity Harbor, Maine, a small coastal town where the Starlight Grille is a favorite meeting place. A three novella and bonus short story, sweet with a bit of heat, collection. 


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Delsora Lowe writes small town sweet and spicy romances and contemporary westerns, from the mountains of Colorado to the shores of Maine.

Author of the Starlight Grille series, Serenity Harbor Maine novellas, and the Cowboys of Mineral Springs series, Lowe has also authored short romances for Woman’s World magazine (most recently, an Easter romance in the April 1, 2024 edition.) The Love Left Behind is a Hartford Estates, R.I. wedding novella with Book 2 on the way. A Christmas novel (The Inn at Gooseneck Lane) and novella (Holiday Hitchhiker – the youngest brother of the Mineral Spring’s ranching family) were the most recent releases. Look for book 3 of the cowboy’s series, as well as book 2 of the Hartford Estates series, to be released in late 2024 or early 2025.

 

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Monday, April 26, 2021

Science of Laughter

 

Did you know that humans normally don’t laugh out loud unless they’re in the company of other humans? Imagine yourself watching Uncle Buck, Animal House, or Bridesmaids on DVD all by yourself, with no one else around. Then picture yourself watching these movies in a crowded theatre.

Yep. . .  you’ll barely eek out a snicker alone at home, but you’ll laugh out loud in a theatre full of fellow peeps. It’s part of our mysterious human-to-human frequency that connects us together.

Oddly enough, though, I often crack myself up when I'm writing. It must be due to the fact that writing is such a private and wholly internal experience. We're legends in our own minds, I guess.

Laughter is a scientific wonder. It’s both physical and spiritual because of our miniature army we know as endorphins. These feel-good guys rule the body and the mind for both love and humor. They lift our mood and make our hearts race. A tickle of the funny bone sends those endorphins into action to instantly manage our blood pressure too.

Forget the expensive supplements that claim to get rid of the spare tire around your middle. That flab belt is the result of an excess of Cortisol, a hormone released as a result of poor diet, negative thoughts, and persistent stress. Frequent belly laughs get rid of belly fat . . . and they’re completely free of charge.

By the way, these bodily changes happen with a mere smile, a shared joke, or when we hear a funny story. We suddenly feel uber-social and linked to others. This is needed more now than ever before, since we’ve been locked down and wrapped in face diapers for the past year.

Laughter is one of those traits that makes us uniquely human and individual. Like a fingerprint or a retina scan, the pattern, tone, and pitch of our laughter is an important part of who we are. Whether it’s a melodic trill like the cartoon character of Wilma Flintstone, or the one extra-loud burst of “HAAA!” from the likes of character actress Margorie Main (remember her as Ma Kettle from the 1950s?), we recognize someone’s laugh as part of their personality. I’m sure you could recognize hundreds of laughs if given an audio quiz.

When I was in school—elementary through high school—I would gravitate toward those who had a great sense of humor, especially humor of the naughty kind. I consciously sought out these talented individuals because I love to laugh. At just the right timing, a mere sideways glance and a wrinkled nose can make me laugh out loud. I’ve gotten myself into trouble at more than one funeral because I remembered something funny about the person.

This reminds me of that hilarious episode from The Mary Tyler Moore Show about Chuckles the Clown’s funeral. Everyone is tearful and somber at the death of poor Chuckles until Mary breaks the pall by thinking of funny things the clown had said and done in his career. It starts with Mary trying to hold back a "chuckle" and an embarrassed glance. Then it snowballs when Mary can’t stifle an outburst, which grows to the whole congregation at an infectious rate. Soon the whole room is rolling with laughter. The inappropriate situation is altogether appropriate for the funeral of a clown.

Sometimes I’m the only one that thinks something is funny. I thoroughly enjoyed my private guffaw sessions when I wrote the Dushane Sisters Trilogy. I even inserted scenes I knew I’d delete, just to see what my sister and mother would say when they read the early drafts. I could almost pinpoint the hour I’d get a phone call:

“Are you crazy? You can’t write that!” my sister would say.

“I know,” I replied, “I was waiting for you to run into that scene.”

“You are so wicked. On second thought . . . keep it in.”

“No, I’ll take it out.”

“No, Keep it in.”

“Are you crazy? I can’t keep that in the book.”

And so it went . . . full circle. Those fun sparring sessions bonded us forever.

Humor is pure positive energy, and laughter raises our frequency level by ten fold. Just a smile or issuing a compliment will raise our positive energy level. I'm learning a lot about frequencies these days. They'll be super important when the new quantum technology is de-classified in the coming months. Much of it will be tied to our consciousness and energy. After all, we humans really are electrical devices with a soul. 

Our ability to laugh makes us truly special. So take off the masks and smile at each other again. I don't know about you, but I'm inviting as many people as possible to our July 4th barbeque. 

 


Courtney Pierce is a fiction writer living in Kalispell, Montana with her husband and stepdaughter. She writes for the baby boomer audience. She spent 28 years as an executive in the entertainment industry and used her time in a theater seat to create stories that are filled with heart, humor, and mystery. She studied craft and storytelling at the Attic Institute and has completed the Hawthorne Fellows Program for writing and publishing. Active in the writing community, Courtney is a board member of the Northwest Independent Writers Association and on the Advisory Council of the Independent Publishing Resource Center. She is a member of Willamette Writers, Pacific Northwest Writers Association, and Authors of the Flathead. The Executrix received the Library Journal Self-E recommendation seal.

Print and E-books are available through most major online retailers, including Amazon.com.
Check out all of Courtney's books: 


New York Times best-selling author Karen Karbo says, "Courtney Pierce spins a madcap tale of family grudges, sisterly love, unexpected romance, mysterious mobsters and dog love. Reading Indigo Lake is like drinking champagne with a chaser of Mountain Dew. Pure Delight."

Coming in 2022!


When Aubrey Cenderon moves to Montana after the death of her father, the peace and quiet of Big Sky Country becomes complicated with a knock on the door from the sheriff. An injured grizzly bear is on the loose and it must be eliminated before it kills again. The sheriff's insistence that she buy a gun for protection will present Aubrey with some serious soul-searching, because the grizzly-on-the-run is hunting her too . . . for a different reason.


Saturday, April 24, 2021

Pandemic Humor - Share Your Faves!!!

 QUARANTINE HUMOR

Kenda Secoy Pinterest

Even in the darkest of times, humor brightens people’s days, if only for a few moments. Laughter is good for the body, relieving physical symptoms of stress. Sharing a laugh, in person or over the internet, strengthens our connection to others.

Anonymous

During this worldwide pandemic, humor—whether silly puns, self-deprecating tweets, or hilarious memes—is helping us keep our sanity while surviving the unimaginable. I’m kicking off today’s discussion about “pandemic humor” with the two memes above in a category known as "quarantine humor."

I've added some of my other favorites below:

    





Nothing like relaxing on the couch

  after a long day of being tense on the couch.

Kate Sidley on Twitter @sidleykate Mar 18 2020


Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like,
  “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

ANONYMOUS 




Not every type of pandemic humor appeals to everyone. What's the verdict?  Share your favorite in the comments!

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

The Importance of Laughter, Humor, and Showing Joy … by Delsora Lowe

Between winter isolation and the way of the world, it seems there hasn’t been a lot of laughter in our lives. But, if you look closely, you can find joy and humor around every corner. And…we know where that leads. LAUGHTER! Or at the very least some big smiles.
April starts out with a cherished “holiday” in my family. April Fool’s Day was my dad’s favorite. He always played a joke on the family. Not one of those elaborate, heart-stopping, jump out of the closet types of jokes, but a crazy pun or an exaggerated declaration that would always catch us off guard. And have us believing him. He loved his puns and play on words. The joke never lasted long, because he was famous for laughing at his own jokes, before we ever realized his declaration was a joke. Maybe he loved April Fool’s Day, since he was an April baby. So, thinking of laughter and jokes, as I write this, makes me sad that he passed away eleven years ago, right before his ninety-second birthday. Although, now I envision him up in Heaven playing jokes on his twin and two other brothers, and my sister, and my favorite aunt, and my grandparents. And then they’ll all laugh and toast with a shot of Scotch.
But back to earth… In my neck of the woods, April can be the beginning of an early spring, with flowers pushing up through the decomposed leaves I haven’t yet had time to rake off the beds. Or we can have a nor’ easter roar up the coast and dump a foot of snow. At this time of year, snow melts fast, so spring storms are definitely blips on the radar screen. One more thing to laugh at or to feel joy about is that the melting snow, like April showers, brings May flowers.
Springtime is a time of renewal. For the writer in me, it WAS (scratch that) IS (trying to be optimistic) 😊 also a time to look forward to writing conferences where I can renew the well of inspiration. There is nothing like gathering in person to hug your writer friends who you haven’t seen in a year, or learn new writing and marketing skills in a workshop, or dine together with old and new friends, chatting it up about both personal and professional lives.
Alas, that in-person comradery is long overdue, after all the cancelations of the past few years, and more for this spring and summer. But I can remember the joy and laughter and banter from in-person meetings. And with hope on the horizon, I know those, too, will return. This Fall?!?!?

In the meantime, there has been no lack of “gatherings” with ZOOM and Skype and Go-to-Meeting and all the other venues for “in-person” communication. These vehicles might not be the same as in person, but we still have the joy and laughter and learning experiences. Now to look forward to the hugs and dinning together that are missing from the on-line communication.

Remember…LAUGHTER is important, anyway you can get it.

~ Laughter is and always will be the best form of therapy ~ Audrey Hepburn
~ A day without laughter is a day wasted ~ Charlie Chaplin
~ When they say laughter is healing, it absolutely is the truth ~ Katy Sagal
~ Laughter is an instant vacation ~ Milton Berle
~ The person who can bring the benefit of laughter into the room is indeed blessed ~ Bennett Cerf
~ Hearty laughter is a way to jog internally without having to go outdoors ~ Norman Cousins
~ Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul ~ Tomas Mann

Do you have a favorite LAUGHTER quote? Or story?


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My Favorite Romances of 2020 - Zara West Romance (zarawestsuspense.com)

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Delsora Lowe writes small town sweet and spicy romances and contemporary westerns from the mountains of Colorado to the shores of Maine.

Author of the Starlight Grille series, Serenity Harbor Maine novellas, and the Cowboys of Mineral Springs series, Lowe has also authored short romances for Woman’s World magazine. Her newest novella is The Love Left Behind.

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Author website:
www.delsoralowe.com
Facebook Author page:
https://www.facebook.com/delsoraloweauthor/community/
Amazon Author page:
https://www.amazon.com/Delsora-Lowe/e/B01M61OM39/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0
Books2Read Author page:
https://www.books2read.com/ap/8GWm98/Delsora-Lowe
BookBub Author Page:
https://www.bookbub.com/authors/delsora-lowe-93c6987f-129d-483d-9f5a-abe603876518
Goodreads Author Page:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16045986.Delsora_Lowe
Instagram:
#delsoralowe / https://www.instagram.com/delsoralowe/

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Laughing Friends:
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April Showers:
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Virtual Meeting Meme:
Zoom meeting free clip art - Google Search
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Saturday, April 10, 2021

Making ‘Em Laugh by Julie Cameron

If you ask me what my favorite book is, I will most likely fall into a trance and tell you that you are asking the impossible of me. Hopefully, however, this will spark a conversation about all the great books we’ve both read, and perhaps we’ll each pick up a few new titles to add to our “To Be Read” list.

JULIE CAMERON

I do, sort of, maybe, kind of, possibly have a favorite sub-genre of Romance though, and that would be the Romantic Comedy. I don’t necessarily mean the and-craziness-ensues-type of comedy where the characters find themselves in mad-cap adventures, although if sufficiently entertaining, I enjoy that, too. What I really love is the witty banter, especially between the love interests. If they can verbally spar with each other and make me laugh, I’m hooked.

But humor is not an easy thing to pull off, especially in the written word. A stand-up comedian will get instant feedback as to whether their humor is being well-received and can adjust on the spot if it is not. As a writer, it is more difficult to know how your wit is coming across, and that can be stressful.

At a table reading for my Christmas Spirit screenplay I was surprised (and thrilled) every time they laughed in all the right places. But it was an anxious time waiting and wondering if it would flop. Because of this experience, I believe I am more sympathetic (even empathetic) as a Content Editor when it comes to my comedy writing clients. I have a healthy respect for any writer who can create it subtly and with panache. 

Not everyone can pull humor off though, so if this isn’t something that comes naturally to you, don’t push it or it will most likely come out flat. 

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Like anything else in learning something new, practice, practice, practice. If you want to add more humor to your writing, read the masters. There are many gifted Romantic-Comedy writers out there, so read different types and see what resonates the most with you, then write in your own style and voice (please notice that I did not just tell you to write what they write – that would be plagiarism).

If you want to see how it is done, here are a few examples: Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Nobody’s Baby But Mine with its sharp, quick-witted banter especially between the heroine and hero; Kristan Higgins, Now That You Mention It, which blends wonderful dialogue and funny antics (oh, lordy, the scene with the bird!); and Darynda Jones’ Charley Davidson series has all of the above in abundance.

And in case you’re wondering, no, I am not saying that these are my favorite books. They are certainly among them though!

BIO:  Julie Cameron is an author of award-winning novels with diverse experience in content editing, consulting, writing, blogging, screenwriting, and self-publishing. She is a flexible and adaptable mentor and coach working with both published and non-published authors through Landon Literary.


Thursday, April 8, 2021

We All Need Humor by Lynn Lovegreen

 


It’s tempting sometimes to see the world through humorless eyes. There’s always terrible news about bad things happening, and we do need to think about serious things if we’re going to make the world better. But sometimes, a little humor can help, too. A wise person knows when to be serious and when to laugh. 

 

Balance is necessary for a healthy life. That means taking time to laugh now and then. Whether it’s joking around with family, making puns with friends, reading funny books, or watching humorous shows or movies, a little laughter can lighten our load.   Laughing with others also builds bonds. Those connections are good for everyone’s mental health, and can help us do the serious work when we have to get back to the job.

 

Connect with family and friends, and the whole world if that’s your thing. Share a laugh.

 

The Muppets have always been one of my go-tos when I need a giggle. Here’s a link from Recipes with The Swedish Chef, in case you need a little lift:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

 

Laughter is good for you, and for all of us! Enjoy!


Lynn Lovegreen has lived in Alaska for over fifty years. After twenty years in the classroom, she retired to make more time for writing. She enjoys her friends and family, reading, and volunteering at her local library. Her young adult historical fiction is set in Alaska, a great place for drama, romance, and independent characters. See her website at www.lynnlovegreen.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Instagram.

Thursday, April 1, 2021

Find The Funny for April Fools

 


One of the gifts my family of origin bestowed on me was how to see the humor in serious situations. Most of them are gone now, but their lasting gift has stayed with me and I’ve inadvertently passed it along to my children.

So, when we scattered my stepdad’s ashes on a windy day and they blew into a family member’s face, my daughter quipped, “Now you get to wear Richard!” He wasn’t particularly well-liked by that person, so the revulsion on the ash-wearer’s face was real. The serious folks were horrified, but we comic-minded folk couldn’t stop quipping the one-liners. Especially my mom, Richard’s widow. Not from a lack of respect on her part—but as a means of emotional survival.

Laughter is truly the best medicine. Each time the Reader’s Digest showed up at our house as a kid, I’d turn to that page to read the funny stories and witty one-liners. Toss in pop culture like the Carol Burnett Show, Sonny & Cher, Edith Ann on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, and I was a goner. Naturally I evolved into the class clown in school.

My daughter asked me one day, what were the most sins I confessed as a kid, back in Catholic school? That one was easy. Lies. Ever since I can remember I told stories of things that happened and embellished them to sound more dramatic. I wanted that eye-popping, jaw-dropping effect as I told the story.

But yeah, confession. I had to come clean every Saturday. My older sisters told me picking my nose was a mortal sin. I figured I was headed to that thunder-down-under place, with the caves and the ragged clothing and all that heat.

I told the priest every Saturday how many times I picked my nose and how sorry I was. Couldn’t figure out what those weird noises were on the other side of the shady window. Laughter, I figured out later.

Flash forward to adulthood. My husband and I (we’re both Gemini so there’s four of us in our marriage) always competed with each other in social situations for who could deliver the wittiest one-liners. We still do it out of habit and still make each other laugh.  

My love of humor and comedy led me into acting on stage and in film. I gravitated toward Neil Simon, Nora Ephron, and other funny writers. I had the good fortune to perform in Wendy Wasserman’s Search For Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, The Female Version of the Odd Couple, and my favorite role of all: Playing Clairee in our community theatre production of Steel Magnolias: “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” 


Again, pop culture influenced me: George Lucas had Hans Solo quipping one-liners during dangerous action scenes in Star Wars. It breathed a sense of brevity, determination, and courage into those characters, and I rooted for them all the more. Then along came Mel Brooks with Young Frankenstein and William Goldman with The Princess Bride. Those are my go-to movies when I want to really laugh. Another one is Bowfinger, with Steve Martin. I’m sure you have your favorites. There are so many. 

When I auditioned for a part in a film, I chose the scene in the restaurant from When Harry Met Sally, by Nora Ephron. “I’ll have what she’s having.” When I finished the scene, the casting director stood and wiped his forehead. “Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.”

I got the part.

When I write novels, I inject humor when possible. In my upcoming release, Alaska Inferno, the hero and heroine volley one-liners when the chips are down.

Laughter. We need it several times a day. Not only for physical exercise, but to relieve stress and to tickle ourselves with endorphins that make us happy.

When you can’t think of anything funny, pretend you’re Sally and fake an orgasm out in public or with your husband at the kitchen table (preferably without children or grandchildren present).

I guarantee you’ll feel better. Especially when you laugh at everyone else’s reaction.

Find the funny in life’s weird, erratic moments.

Your stomach and heart will thank you for it.


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Saturday, October 3, 2020

Adding Humor to Lighten the Tone of Your Paranormal Story by Sarah Raplee

What is the difference between light and dark paranormal stories?

In my opinion, it’s mainly the tone. Lighter stories tend to include much less graphic violence, and more humor than darker stories.

I’m going to share a few tips on ways to add lighter touches to a story.

Surprise your readers

In Diana McCollum’s book, The Witch with the Trident Tattoo, her sea witch protagonist has a Familiar who is an octopus with a shoe fetish. Taking a well-known character type (witch’s familiar, usually a black cat or a raven) and turning it on its head (octopus with a shoe fetish) is funny because it’s unexpected and ironic (he has no feet.) The fetish also predictably gets him in trouble, which the reader looks forward to, expecting a funny scene or two—which the author delivers.

Relatable characters with a Paranormal twist

In Diana’s current work-in-progress, The Twilight Witch, she uses a familiar character in a less-familiar setting, namely the Overbearing Mother. Opal is a witch and a wildlife biologist working in the wilds of Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Her mother has dropped in unannounced.

Opal filled the tea kettle and set it on the wood stove to heat. “I apologize for snapping at you. Okay? Now it’s your turn Mother, out with it, why come now?”

“I told you dear, I spoke with Abe and he …”

“How did Abe see you when you witch-walked? He has no magick in him, does he?” Now she was beginning to doubt what she did or didn’t know. She placed two cups on the table. “Tell me Mother, how?”

“Oh, Opal, why do you ignore your magick? As far as your friend Abe goes, I might have had a hand in him moving to these woods, and him befriending you. After all, this was your first job out of college. I wanted to be sure someone was watching over my only daughter. Goddess only knows why you chose to isolate yourself in these woods.” She stood, pushed the curtain aside and looked out the window.

“I’ve told you about my research on the coywolves, or have you forgotten?”

Opal picked up the whistling tea kettle and poured hot water into their cups, plopping a tea bag in each one.

Hespera nonchalantly picked up a spoon, adding a spoonful of sugar to her cup, and with a flick of her hand, set the spoon to stirring on its own.

Opal grabbed the spoon. “Really, Mother, you know I don’t like magick for everyday things. It only takes a few seconds to stir your own tea.”

“I was sure you would tire of that, it is so mundane, so…human.” Hespera brushed a few wolf hairs off her black cape. “Where is Bowie? I thought he was with you?”

Readers will roll their eyes along with Opal. They know this woman. She can be used for comic relief.

Kids say and do the funniest things

In my story, “Enchanted Protector”, from the anthology, Love and Magick, not-quite-eight-year-old Star has Second Sight. Prince Rolf, who has been changed into a wolf by an evil gnome, learns she can read his thoughts. She’s the only human who recognizes his true nature. Her older sister and guardian, Ruby, doesn’t know what to make of him after he saves her from an attacker and nearly dies. In this scene, the sisters are nursing him back to health.

Against all odds, Ruby cared about him. She believed him a hero. He held the knowledge of Ruby’s affection for him safe in his heart as he lapped up the bitter brew.

When he had finished, Star set the bowl aside. “I thought you would like to be Ruby’s hero,” she said. “You’re sweet on my sister, are you not?”

His tail thumped the floor like a drumstick. He could not seem to control the unruly appendage.

“Well then,” Star said in a stern tone, “you must finish your quest and return to your human form. Otherwise, how will you marry?” She began to stroke his side with her gentle little hand.

It touched him that Star trusted his intentions toward Ruby to be honorable. However, when he closed his eyes, he found himself speculating about the possibility of a wolf-human mating. He forced his heavy lids to open. He could not risk the innocent child reading those thoughts.

To distract himself, he concentrated on the Riddle of the Hoard.

A pet that is more than a pet

In my Paranormal Psychic Agents book, BLINDSIGHT, blind wedding singer Meli’s canine Guide, Freddy, is an exceptionally good communicator and problem solver. By laying the groundwork early in the story, I was able to make his character believably special throughout.

“Saying ‘that’s only a dog’ is like saying ‘Ben Franklin was just an old bald guy’,” she said. “We’re partners. Together, we can do virtually anything. Freddy’s a dog genius.”

Later, a little boy who is an Animal Telepath relays some of Freddy’s thoughts to the other characters, another opportunity for humor.

Watch your word choice

My final piece of advice is to choose specific verbs and descriptors to finesse the tone of your story.

I hope I’ve given you food for thought. Do you have any more tips to share? ~Sarah